Drug Deal

An unidentified CF Husband transfers an unknown substance to another unidentified CF Husband...

"Gas"

Yesterday as Levi and I were driving over the 17 towards Mountain View we passed a big, red, shiny tank truck.

Levi said:  "Mama, don't pass that truck.  I like that truck, and want to stay by it, don't pass it!"

I  looked over at it and saw the word "SEPTIC" written on the side.

I said:  "Do you know what is inside of that truck?"

Levi:  "No"

Me: "Poo Poo and Pee Pee"

Levi: "Gross!"

As we kept driving a minute later we passed another truck.  This one was silver, had two tanks on it, and looked like a fuel truck to me.

Levi said:  "Mama, what is inside of that truck?"

Without thinking too hard about it I said "I don't know, maybe Gas."

Levi started giggling back there in his car seat.  Then I had to crack a smile because all of a sudden I realized exactly what kind of "gas" he thought I was talking about.

Stinky Stink

{The darnedest things...}

The other day I was in the kitchen getting lunch for Levi and I. He was standing up on top of the chair by the counter watching everything I was doing. I was just about to sit down and eat, but decided to get a cup of iced tea first. I poured myself a glass and filled it to the very top. Then Levi exclaimed with much gusto and big round eyes,

"Whoa! That is a lot of tea for a little girl!"

I just love this kid. He cracks me up.

Funny

Comic Commercials

You probably have seen these before, and may not find them as humorous as I do, but I think they are at least amusing enough to watch more than once.

Absolute Silliness

This made me laugh out loud.